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		<title>Airline Joke</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take-off when another man</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the<br />
second man explains that they work for the airline. The dog handler says<br />
to the first man, &#8220;Don&#8217;t mind Rover; he is a sniffer dog, the best there<br />
is, I&#8217;ll show you once we get airborne and I set him to work.&#8221;</p>
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<p>The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man,<br />
&#8220;Watch this&#8221; He tells the dog, &#8220;Rover, search!&#8221;. The dog jumps down, walks</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a few seconds, it then<br />
returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler&#8217;s arm.He says &#8220;Good<br />
boy,&#8221; turns to the first man and says, &#8220;That woman is in possession of</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">marijuana, so I&#8217;m making a note of this, and the seat number, for the<br />
police who will apprehend her on arrival.<br />
&#8220;Fantastic!&#8221; replies the first man.<br />
</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs about,<br />
sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and places<br />
both paws on the handler&#8217;s arm. He says &#8220;Good boy&#8221;, and turns to the first<br />
man and says, &#8220;That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I&#8217;m making a note</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">of this, and the seat number. &#8216;That&#8217;s marvellous, I never seen anything like it!&#8221; says the first man.<br />
</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"> Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. He goes up and down the<br />
plane and after a while sits down next to someone, then comes racing back,<br />
jumps up onto the seat and shits all over the place. The first man is<br />
surprised and disgusted by this, and asks &#8220;What the bloody hell is going<br />
on?&#8221; The handler replies &#8220;He&#8217;s just found a bomb.&#8221;</span></p>
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