Yeah no pictures of the weekend, but I’ll try to create an image in your mind though my words;

Joined the guys in Gibs for a few beers, went off to get a beer, and the minute I return from the bar, Ashling’s cannons were on display – nice…

Bought some mighty fine beers and back to the Gizz’s bar, where we discussed the finer points of life and wonderful bullshit,

Met young Finbob in the pub, noticing he left his new bird on her own, I swooped in for a quick word, think I said something like “don’t tell me he left you here on your own”, and went to Wrights in Swords.

Stigg and Patel joined us.

Wrights in Swords

Thanks to my facial recognition system, I came across the dance floor, and said yeh, how’s it going, it was some amazing birds from Aerflingus, these women, used to torment me in work, wearing a really low-cut top and asking me was I ready for lunch?, Oh I’ll be straight down Honey!, so I got my own back on them!

Stigg did well,

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